azuritemoon:

pixiedustchallenge:

malevolence-becomes-him:

azuritemoon:

pixiedustchallenge:

malevolence-becomes-him:

*doesn’t look up from sketchbook* Marie promised me I could motorboat you.

Wait. HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE, WE’RE LOCKED DOWN.

Clearly I need to update my runes.

Now, when you say that do you want an actual answer? Because I’m not sure.

I can’t even explain half the things I do!

And she did, did she?

I WASN’T FUCKING SERIOUS

I get enough marshmallow hell from Bubbles, I do not need more mammaries in my face.

Well, she made a promise I’m willing to keep.

It would do an injustice to our family name if I were to loaf on it.

Ophelia, you shut right the hell up about maintaining integrity this instant!

*seals her mouth with magic*

You’ve been very rude lately and I’m getting tired of it!